Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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