when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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