I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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