I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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