took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize