she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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