All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You pole danced in your parka.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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