I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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