I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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