Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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