My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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