I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
