awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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