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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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