You work out of a Hotel?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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