She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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