Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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