Just fell off a train. Bad.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I woke up under a house in Key West
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