So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
you would pick up someone in the library
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
