is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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