she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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