i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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