Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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