i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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