he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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