Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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