He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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