If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't make out with my wife yet
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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