Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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