on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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