speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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