Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
it glows. i had to have it.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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