Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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