Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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