Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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