pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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