Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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