Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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