halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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