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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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