did you get engaged???
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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