Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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