He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You don't make any sense
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