ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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