I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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