just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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