i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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