all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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