Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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