We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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