I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
time to smoke my breakfast
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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