Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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